girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
"I know I did the right thing. The right thing is just scary sometimes."
Favourite games → the walking dead (2012)
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
Is this how lesbian sex works
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!
I’m on mobile but I bet you that’s either Jake English or Starfire
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
is that taylor swift
IF YOUR IDEA OF SATIRE IS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IN THE EXACT SAME WAY THAT THEY ARE ALREADY MADE FUN OF EVERY FUCKING DAY THEN YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SATIRE MEANS
who fucking cares about a jake english body pillow
when you could have this
I’m worried if I try and hug it, it’s going to try and tell me about it’s trip to Italy or try and make me a martini.
Cute little dork.
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
IM LIKE KIND OF REALLY DISTURBED
"ur a giant fuckin dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.